Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Lieutenant Disher: Figure it's a drifter sleeping in the park, some kids come by, they shoot him, then set him on fire, found a nine millimetre shell right over here. Captain Stottlemeyer: A couple of kids shot him first? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I think so. His back wasn't as well done. So he wasn't rolling around. I think most people would, you know, roll around instinctively. You know? Captain Stottlemeyer: Right. Lieutenant Disher: We found this too. Rum, probably his own bottle. Captain Stottlemeyer: 151. That'll do it. Any prints on the bottle? Lieutenant Disher: No, wiped down. Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, kids would not wipe down the bottle, there's something wrong here. Call Monk, have him meet us at the morgue. Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir. Captain Stottlemeyer: You can cover that up now. [sings] I love to go out fishing on a river or a creek But I do not love it half as much as Dancin' cheek to cheek, Oh heaven.