Adrian Monk Quote #2658
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Natalie: Look at you! You look spectacular. Mr. Monk, TK is here. Doesn't she look great?
Adrian Monk: [without looking back] Oh, yeah.
Natalie: What's the occasion?
T.K. Jensen: It's our six-month anniversary, so Leland's taking me to La Pasteria.
Natalie: Ooh, very nice.
T.K. Jensen: Have you been there?
Natalie: No, that's how nice it is.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God!
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: He wants to marry you. He's going to propose to you tonight.
T.K. Jensen: What are you talking about?
Adrian Monk: There's something in his pocket he's been patting all day it's about the size and shape of a ring box. Plus, he trimmed his mustache two days ahead of schedule. And he's been talking to himself just now. I'll bet he's rehearsing. Plus, he's flossing his teeth, which is something he never does!
T.K. Jensen: Oh, my God, Leland!
Lieutenant Disher: [whispers] Congratulations!
Natalie: Oh, Mr. Monk, you ruined the surprise.
Adrian Monk: No, I didn't. I'm very surprised.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.