Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #442
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Stephanie Briggs: Oh, smell that sweet air.
T.K. Jensen: Oh, please, drama queen. What were you in there for, like, 20 hours?
Stephanie Briggs: I thought I was gonna have to dig my way out.
T.K. Jensen: She would not dig her way out, because she'd be afraid she break a finger nail.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Can I ask you a question?
Stephanie Briggs: Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What the hell were you thinking? You were going 75 miles an hour in a residential neighborhood.
Stephanie Briggs: It was an emergency, Leland? I had to get to the caterers before they closed.
T.K. Jensen: See, she was doing it for us.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's just a wedding, it's not worth getting killed over.
‘Mr. Monk Is the Best Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.