Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Stephanie Briggs: Oh, smell that sweet air. T.K. Jensen: Oh, please, drama queen. What were you in there for, like, 20 hours? Stephanie Briggs: I thought I was gonna have to dig my way out. T.K. Jensen: She would not dig her way out, because she'd be afraid she break a finger nail. Captain Stottlemeyer: Can I ask you a question? Stephanie Briggs: Yeah. Captain Stottlemeyer: What the hell were you thinking? You were going 75 miles an hour in a residential neighborhood. Stephanie Briggs: It was an emergency, Leland? I had to get to the caterers before they closed. T.K. Jensen: See, she was doing it for us. Captain Stottlemeyer: It's just a wedding, it's not worth getting killed over.