Adrian Monk Quote #2355
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk's Favorite Show
Adrian Monk: Okay, okay, final round. This is for the game. What is the name of the letter carrier in the pen pal episode?
Stan: Daisy Green.
Adrian Monk: Wrong! He's wrong! I win!
Stan: It was Daisy Green. I have the episode guide right here.
Adrian Monk: Her name was Daisy Green in season two. She got married in the series finale, remember? She became Daisy... Come on. Brackowitz. I didn't say, "What was her name?" I said, "What is her name?" Is, is. See, I said "is". You heard me. Is. Game over. I win. Have you even seen this show? Yeah, it was good. It was called The Cooper Clan. Look it up in your little book. He's got the little book. He's got it. Look at your book. He's got the book.
Natalie: You know what, Mr. Monk, I'm actually glad we came. I really am. I've never seen you this excited about anything. This show was important to you.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, it was all I had. No matter how bad things got, I knew if I could just make it to Tuesday night. 8:00, Tuesday night, everything would be okay. It would all make sense, at least for half an hour. They were like my other family. Who am I kidding? My real family was my other family.
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‘Mr. Monk's Favorite Show’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: You want to make sure those doors are double bolted and change the locks.
Kim Kelly: Yes, sir. I'll take care of it.
Adrian Monk: Oh, and you're gonna need to black out all those windows. Buy some curtains. Make sure they're heavy. Remember when Billy and Danny rigged all the window curtains to make you think there was a ghost? That was another classic. [looks at the ceiling above the bed] A mirror? Oh, very good. Excellent precaution. I see, so that if you're lying in bed and someone breaks in through that door... You have the... Triangul... I don't get it.
Christine Rapp: It's more of a personal thing. You know, you should really read my book.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, yeah, I can't wait.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: This is unbelievable. Of course someone's trying to kill her. Anyone she's ever met has a motive. Anyone who's ever read this has a motive. There's a page missing, page 73.
Natalie: Maybe it fell out.
Adrian Monk: Pages just don't fall out.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, it fell out.
Adrian Monk: It was torn out.
Natalie: It fell out. Stop it, stop it, stop it. No! No, Mr. Monk, you don't want to see page 73.
Adrian Monk: What? It can't be any worse than the rest of it.
Natalie: You wanna bet?
Adrian Monk: I have to know.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, please. Mr. Monk, please.
Adrian Monk: It's my book. Let me see it. Let me see it. [Natalie eats the page] What are you doing?
Natalie: It's for your own good.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: I know this sounds crazy, but I've seen this handwriting somewhere before.
Natalie: Where?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. Somewhere.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he's obviously disguising it. He probably uses his left hand.
Natalie: That makes sense.
Lieutenant Disher: Or if he was a lefty he used his right hand.
Natalie: That makes sense.
Lieutenant Disher: Or if he was ambidextrous, he probably got drunk and then wrote it.
Natalie: That makes less sense.