Adrian Monk Quote #2242
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk on Wheels
Adrian Monk: Natalie, look what you've done. This death trap is worse than the other death trap.
Natalie: Sorry, Mr. Monk.
Dean Berry: Are you all right?
Natalie: Is Mr. Monk okay?
Dean Berry: This girl is dehydrated. Has she not had a steady intake of fluids?
Adrian Monk: I don't know.
Dean Berry: Has she been sleeping?
Adrian Monk: I don't know.
Dean Berry: Does she eat?
Adrian Monk: Well, I think... I don't know.
Dean Berry: Stay right here. I'm going to get you some juice and some vitamins.
Natalie: Okay, thanks.
Dean Berry: You're going to be fine. [gives Monk a dirty look]
Adrian Monk: Dear God, what have I done? [offers Natalie] Wipe?
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk on Wheels’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Ah, tough guy, eh? Look at this. See that? That's a bullet. That's a bullet that got dug out of our very dear friend's leg tonight.
Lieutenant Disher: That makes your cousin a former cop shooter.
Vince Kuramoto: Former what?
Lieutenant Disher: Former cop shooter.
Vince Kuramoto: You mean he used to shoot cops?
Lieutenant Disher: No, he shot someone who used to be a cop.
Vince Kuramoto: Why didn't you say that?
Lieutenant Disher: I did. It's the same thing.
Vince Kuramoto: It's not the same thing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, for god's sake, what are you two married, or what?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Natalie, look at this thing. We've got nature on the run. Finally. Look at that. Look! It's the perfect sandwich! Perfect! There's no overlap. There's no waste. Four 90 degree angles. This will virtually eliminate indigestion.
Natalie: Are you going to help me, or not?
Adrian Monk: You can taste the symmetry!
Natalie: Please!
Adrian Monk: Natalie, I can't run around looking for a stolen bicycle. I still have some pride left. Not much. But my dignity tank isn't completely empty.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, don't talk like that. You're going to be just fine.
Dr. Levinson: Somebody's up. Hello, good evening. I'm Dr. Levinson. And you are a very lucky man.
Adrian Monk: Is she talking to me?
Dr. Levinson: A few inches over, the bullet would have severed your femoral artery. I'd say that's lucky.
Adrian Monk: You know who I think is lucky? Everybody else in this room. The unshot people. The great unshot. The lead-free. Bulletless.
Natalie: When can I take him home?
Dr. Levinson: Maybe tomorrow if he's up to it. Are you a fighter, Mr. Monk?
Adrian Monk: [whines] No.