Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk on Wheels
Captain Stottlemeyer: Ah, tough guy, eh? Look at this. See that? That's a bullet. That's a bullet that got dug out of our very dear friend's leg tonight. Lieutenant Disher: That makes your cousin a former cop shooter. Vince Kuramoto: Former what? Lieutenant Disher: Former cop shooter. Vince Kuramoto: You mean he used to shoot cops? Lieutenant Disher: No, he shot someone who used to be a cop. Vince Kuramoto: Why didn't you say that? Lieutenant Disher: I did. It's the same thing. Vince Kuramoto: It's not the same thing. Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, for god's sake, what are you two married, or what?