Adrian Monk Quote #1941
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)
Sheriff Rollins: Victim, Frank Nunn.
Adrian Monk: Frank?
Sheriff Rollins: Nunn. We found his passport. Been in Brazil for the last eight years. Just got back a week ago.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, look, I didn't do it. I, I didn't shoot him.
Sheriff Rollins: You didn't shoot him? Buddy, I was there, remember?
Adrian Monk: I was looking for the guy who hired him. He was the only lead I had. I'd have to be crazy.
Sheriff Rollins: Yeah, well, if "I'd have to be crazy" was a viable defense, we could rent our jails out for birthday parties. Step over here and let's get you fingerprinted.
‘Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Prosecutor: The bullet definitely came from his gun. It's been tested by two different laboratories.
Judge: Bail is set at $900,000.
[Monk confers with his lawyer]
Lawyer: With the court's permission, could you make it an even million?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, my God!
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: [drinks "smoothie"] Mmm. Mmm. Yeah, that's just what I needed.
Lieutenant Disher: Is that oil?
Natalie: That is oil. It's- It's from the ground, so it's organic. And it just lubricates your organs. So it's, it's good. I just- Just need to wash up. I'll be right back. You can have it.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey, what's this?
Natalie: Uh, Mitch's old uniform. I was giving it to the Salvation Army. I figure it's time to move on.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, good for you. I've been saying that for three years, but... What's with the drill?
Natalie: Oh, oh, oh. My blender broke, and I was going to make a smoothie.
Lieutenant Disher: With a power drill?
Natalie: Yeah.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, don't let me stop you.
Natalie: You want one?
Lieutenant Disher: No, I actually had a protein shake at Home Depot on my way over.