Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)
Sheriff Rollins: Victim, Frank Nunn. Adrian Monk: Frank? Sheriff Rollins: Nunn. We found his passport. Been in Brazil for the last eight years. Just got back a week ago. Adrian Monk: Yeah, look, I didn't do it. I, I didn't shoot him. Sheriff Rollins: You didn't shoot him? Buddy, I was there, remember? Adrian Monk: I was looking for the guy who hired him. He was the only lead I had. I'd have to be crazy. Sheriff Rollins: Yeah, well, if "I'd have to be crazy" was a viable defense, we could rent our jails out for birthday parties. Step over here and let's get you fingerprinted.