Natalie Quote #203
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
New Manager: As you can imagine, Mr. Monk, it's been a public relations nightmare. It's almost unthinkable. Six employees, the entire branch planning something like that. Anyway, if there's anything that we can do for you, anything at all, please.
Adrian Monk: No.
Natalie: Well, he could use a new toaster.
New Manager: Yes, of course! Of course. Please. Take it. Use it in good health. It's the least we can do.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, look, look, look! A toaster! It's in perfect condition!
Adrian Monk: No. No, thank you.
Natalie: Look, it's five dollars. Please, I'll pay for it.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, it's used. I'm not gonna make food in somebody else's toaster. Unless I'm wrong, that's how the bubonic plague got started.
Natalie: That's not true.
Adrian Monk: I said, unless I'm wrong.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: There's nobody out there.
Lieutenant Disher: No. Wait. No, there is somebody out there. And I know he's watching. I can feel it, you son of a bitch. He's looking right at this thing. Oh, I hate this guy.
[Outside, "Call 911 U Silver Bastar" crawls across the ticker. After the living statue's watch beeps, he climbs off his podium and pulls out his cell phone.]
Living Statue: Yeah, I'm here at Vincent Place, in front of the bank. I think you better get down here.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Man: I'm depositing this.
Tiffany Preston: No problem. $98. I'll just be a second.
Adrian Monk: $98?
Tiffany Preston: That's right. [Monk hands her two bills] What's this?
Adrian Monk: Make it an even hundred.
Man: Well, that's what I call service.
Tiffany Preston: Are you allowed to do that?
Man: Sure. He can.
Man #2: I'd like to cash this.
Tiffany Preston: $496. [Monk hands her four bills] $500.
Man #2: Thank you.