Adrian Monk Quote #1496
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Captain Stottlemeyer: How was the hockey game?
Adrian Monk: Great! Great game. We won. The San Jose Sharks 4, visitors 2. It was a lot of fun. It was so much fun. And then later we went out for brews. And beer.
Lieutenant Disher: Brews and beer? Actually, there is- [Stottlemeyer coughs]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, you know that I worked vice for a couple of years? Sometimes a scam artist will spend a couple of days with a guy before asking him for money. It's called softening the mark.
Adrian Monk: No. No, no, no. Hal is not a con artist, no. Why would anybody con me? I don't have any money.
Natalie: Does he know you don't have any money?
Adrian Monk: Yeah.
Natalie: Did you tell him you don't have any money?
Adrian Monk: Wait, wait. I think I know what this is about. You guys are worried that I'm gonna ask him to be my best friend. Don't worry. Please. Hal and I just met. We are nowhere near making that kind of commitment. You guys. Unbelievable. What kinda guy do you think I am?
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Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: Ah, here. Hey, you're, ah, you're missin' two eggs here.
Adrian Monk: No, no. I only buy ten at a time. I know, it's crazy.
Hal Tucker: No, it makes perfect sense to me.
Adrian Monk: It does?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, I mean, why have a decimal system if you're not gonna use it? Ten at a time, it's brilliant. I mean, why 12?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. Twelve's so arbitrary.
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Hal Tucker: What's this?
Adrian Monk: That's bubble wrap. Protect the apple.
Hal Tucker: Did they do this for you?
Adrian Monk: No, no. I bring my own. They- They always tease me about it.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, well, who's laughing now? Look at that thing. It's perfect. Where as mine it's all bruised and scuffed up. You're a genius.
Adrian Monk: I don't know about genius.
Hal Tucker: I like your style, ya know? You know, you play by your own rules.
Adrian Monk: That's one way of lookin' at it, I guess.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he call? It's been two and a half days.
Julie Teeger: Why don't you call him?
Adrian Monk: I did. I left 14 messages. I must have said something. Done something. I came on too strong. Scared him off. So now I'm back to zero friends.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend.
Adrian Monk: Because I pay you!
Natalie: You don't pay me that much.