Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Captain Stottlemeyer: How was the hockey game? Adrian Monk: Great! Great game. We won. The San Jose Sharks 4, visitors 2. It was a lot of fun. It was so much fun. And then later we went out for brews. And beer. Lieutenant Disher: Brews and beer? Actually, there is- [Stottlemeyer coughs] Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, you know that I worked vice for a couple of years? Sometimes a scam artist will spend a couple of days with a guy before asking him for money. It's called softening the mark. Adrian Monk: No. No, no, no. Hal is not a con artist, no. Why would anybody con me? I don't have any money. Natalie: Does he know you don't have any money? Adrian Monk: Yeah. Natalie: Did you tell him you don't have any money? Adrian Monk: Wait, wait. I think I know what this is about. You guys are worried that I'm gonna ask him to be my best friend. Don't worry. Please. Hal and I just met. We are nowhere near making that kind of commitment. You guys. Unbelievable. What kinda guy do you think I am?