Adrian Monk Quote #1326
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk, Private Eye
Adrian Monk: All right. Let's get this over with. You know what happened on Wednesday morning and so do we.
Jay Bennett: You do?
Natalie: Are you gonna deny it?
Jay Bennett: I, uh... I don't think I should talk about this. I think I should call a lawyer.
Natalie: No. Oh, no, no, no. I don't think we need to drag lawyers into this. They're just gonna, you know... Blah, blah, blah... Make a federal case out of it.
Adrian Monk: It was an accident, right?
Jay Bennett: That's right.
Natalie: I mean, these things happen every day, right?
Jay Bennett: Uh, well...
Natalie: It's not a big deal.
Jay Bennett: Not a big deal? What kind of cop are you?
Adrian Monk: Come on, you pay a few bucks. Everybody walks away. It's like it never happened.
Jay Bennett: What are you talking about?
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about?
Jay Bennett: What are you talking about?
Adrian Monk: What's he talking about?
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Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Wait. I can't go. The boat is on the water. I don't do water.
Natalie: You can't swim?
Adrian Monk: To be honest, I don't know.
Natalie: You don't know.
Adrian Monk: I mean, I know how to swim technically. I've just never actually, you know, done it. All right, I took a correspondence course.
Natalie: You learned to swim by mail?
Adrian Monk: They sent me a little diploma. And this.
Natalie: "Swimming Fundamentals. Don't panic. Breathe normally. Keep kicking."
Adrian Monk: Can I have that back?
Natalie: Why did you even take the course? You never go near the water.
Adrian Monk: Hello? Tsunamis.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Okay, there it is. That's his boat. All right, so his car wasn't in the lot, so, uh... Let's do it.
Adrian Monk: Wait. Don't. We don't have a warrant.
Natalie: We don't need a warrant. It's a boat.
Adrian Monk: Well, that's completely false, but it sounds good.
Natalie: Let's do it.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Okay, so I've been thinking about this. And, uh I think you should start your own company. Be a private investigator. I mean, really go for it. Hire a PR person. Be aggressive. Advertise. Get new clients.
Adrian Monk: Uh...
Natalie: Mr. Monk, there are other detectives out there with a fraction of your talent who are getting rich. You're Adrian Monk. People will pay a fortune to hire you.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, that's something to think about.
Natalie: I thought you'd say that, so I did what Grandpa Neville did, and I took the initiative.
Adrian Monk: "A. Monk. Private Investigations" $85? That's 85 cents a card.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, that doesn't matter. You can't be afraid to take risks.
Adrian Monk: I think I can. In fact, I think I already am. Hold on. Germs, heights, snakes, milk, needles, risk. Yeah, it's on there. Number six.