Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk, Private Eye
Adrian Monk: Wait. I can't go. The boat is on the water. I don't do water. Natalie: You can't swim? Adrian Monk: To be honest, I don't know. Natalie: You don't know. Adrian Monk: I mean, I know how to swim technically. I've just never actually, you know, done it. All right, I took a correspondence course. Natalie: You learned to swim by mail? Adrian Monk: They sent me a little diploma. And this. Natalie: "Swimming Fundamentals. Don't panic. Breathe normally. Keep kicking." Adrian Monk: Can I have that back? Natalie: Why did you even take the course? You never go near the water. Adrian Monk: Hello? Tsunamis.