Adrian Monk: All right. Let's get this over with. You know what happened on Wednesday morning and so do we.
Jay Bennett: You do?
Natalie: Are you gonna deny it?
Jay Bennett: I, uh... I don't think I should talk about this. I think I should call a lawyer.
Natalie: No. Oh, no, no, no. I don't think we need to drag lawyers into this. They're just gonna, you know... Blah, blah, blah... Make a federal case out of it.
Adrian Monk: It was an accident, right?
Jay Bennett: That's right.
Natalie: I mean, these things happen every day, right?
Jay Bennett: Uh, well...
Natalie: It's not a big deal.
Jay Bennett: Not a big deal? What kind of cop are you?
Adrian Monk: Come on, you pay a few bucks. Everybody walks away. It's like it never happened.
Jay Bennett: What are you talking about?
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about?
Jay Bennett: What are you talking about?
Adrian Monk: What's he talking about?