Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #197
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, Prager wants me dead. I'm the guy that shot his brother.
Adrian Monk: He's married, right? With a daughter.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, cute kid, 7 years old.
Adrian Monk: Is he in touch with them?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, we staked out the house for a couple of weeks, but he never called or showed his face.
Adrian Monk: Well, let's check it out. Maybe... Maybe he's home for Christmas.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, Monk. I can't go near the place. The wife filed a complaint against me, said that I had been harassing her.
Adrian Monk: Why would she say that?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, probably because I'd been harassing her.
‘Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Okay, everybody listen up. Okay? We have some new rules here in Santa's workshop. Before anybody can sit on Santa's lap, you have to use these magic wipes and wipe your hand. Yay, wiping is fun. And no touching Santa's face. And try not to breathe on Santa. Remember, Santa isn't always jolly. Sometimes Santa's a little bit sad.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Ugh, how much longer?
Adrian Monk: Natalie, this is stake-out. You never know how long. That's what makes a stake-out so much fun.
Natalie: Oh, you wanna play 20 questions?
Adrian Monk: Sure.
Natalie: Okay. Right, you can go first. You have to think of somebody, anybody, living or dead.
Adrian Monk: Okay, I got it.
Natalie: Is it Trudy?
Adrian Monk: Trudy who?
Natalie: Trudy Monk, your wife.
Adrian Monk: Yes, thank you. That was fun.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey. I was just tuning it up for you. It's a nice guitar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's Karen's.
Lieutenant Disher: You're gonna play today?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We'll see how it goes.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, I can run home and grab my Gibson and we can jam. We used to have a rock band back in high school. The Randy Disher Project.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a good name. How'd you come up with that?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, my name's Randy Disher and then, Project.