Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, Prager wants me dead. I'm the guy that shot his brother.
Adrian Monk: He's married, right? With a daughter.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, cute kid, 7 years old.
Adrian Monk: Is he in touch with them?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, we staked out the house for a couple of weeks, but he never called or showed his face.
Adrian Monk: Well, let's check it out. Maybe... Maybe he's home for Christmas.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, Monk. I can't go near the place. The wife filed a complaint against me, said that I had been harassing her.
Adrian Monk: Why would she say that?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, probably because I'd been harassing her.