Adrian Monk Quote #903

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes Home Again

Adrian Monk: Okay, I want all of you who had your candy stolen by Frankenstein to stand over here and the others stand over here. - Let's go. Okay, come on. Here. All right, here. You here. And you others. Good. So why you not you? And why you not you?
Karate Boy: Maybe he's afraid of karate.
Pirate Girl: Or maybe he's afraid of pirates.
Adrian Monk: No, that's just stupid. How many of you stopped by my brother's house? The big gray house near the end of Oakview?
Witch Girl: You mean where the special man lives who never comes out?
Adrian Monk: Yeah. That's right. Where the special man lives. How many-
Natalie: He's only taking candy from kids who went to Ambrose's house? What's going on?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I don't know. Wait a minute, it's...
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: No.
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: No. It's a Clove cigarette.
Natalie: Like the one at the murder scene.

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Quote from Ambrose Monk

Ambrose Monk: Okay. Are you and Natalie...
Adrian Monk: What?
Ambrose Monk: Involved?
Adrian Monk: What? No. No. No. No. Why, why would you even ask me that?
Ambrose Monk: Well, it's been eight years since Trudy.
Adrian Monk: Exactly! It's only been eight years.
Ambrose Monk: You're a widower. She's a widow. And I know how you are with the ladies. I remember, in high school, those girls calling you on the phone, talking to you on the phone, complimenting you, huh?
Adrian Monk: Ambrose. Ambrose, those were my teachers.
Ambrose Monk: So? What about Mrs. Flagan? Yeah?

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Lieutenant Disher: Halloween. Am I right? Something nasty always goes down on Halloween.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Really? What went down last Halloween?
Lieutenant Disher: Nothing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: The one before that?
Lieutenant Disher: It's a new tradition. Halloween.

Quote from Ambrose Monk

Ambrose Monk: What are you doing? You- You can't go in there. You cannot go in there.
Julie Teeger: I'm sorry. I didn't know.
Natalie: What's going on?
Ambrose Monk: That, that is, that's Dad's study. We're, we're, we're not allowed in there.
Natalie: Not allowed?
Ambrose Monk: Yes. Dad caught me in there once when I was 12.
Natalie: What happened, Ambrose?
Ambrose Monk: He grounded me.
Julie Teeger: For 30 years?