Natalie Quote #1
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Captain Stottlemeyer: Miss Teeger, I'd like to go through the story. Um, you heard a noise, you came to check it out. He comes, he grabs you from behind.
Natalie: Right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You struggle. Now, there were some scissors on that table. What were they doing there?
Natalie: Julie, my daughter, was working on a school project.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Where's the girl?
Lieutenant Disher: She's with a neighbor. Didn't see anything.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good. So you grabbed the scissors and you stabbed him?
Natalie: I wasn't trying to kill him. Maybe I was. I, I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Natalie. You had every right to defend yourself. Where's your husband?
Natalie: Uh, he died. Uh, six years ago. He's a, uh, was a navy pilot.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm sorry.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.