Adrian Monk Quote #488

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Captain's Wife

Adrian Monk: He kept a handgun in here. A gun he had to get back.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why?
Adrian Monk: I- I don't know. Obviously, it it connected him to something. Something worth killing for. Here's what happened. On Monday morning, the sound of the tow truck must have woken him up. His car was being repossessed. He knew that if the car ever got to the impound lot, they'd find his gun. Somehow he had to stop that truck. He had less than a minute to come up with a plan. He didn't have time to get dressed or put his shoes on, which explains the footprints. The truck had to go all the way back through town to reach the highway. He knew that if he ran, he could head it off. That's how the dog got loose and how the sundial next door got turned around. He cut through the backyards, across the edge of the park, climbed through the chain-link fence, and waited for the tow truck. Then...
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I know what happened after that.
Adrian Monk: Right after the crash, he retrieved the gun.
Sharona: There was a gravel road, and he didn't want to walk home barefoot. So before he left, he stole the dead driver's shoes. And somehow he managed to get out of there without anyone noticing him.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, what about the second shooting at the truck depot?
Adrian Monk: Strictly for our benefit. He wanted us to keep thinking it was a union thing.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the Captain's Wife’ Quotes

Quote from Adrian Monk

Dr. Kroger: Well, it's still a tough case. How do you feel?
Adrian Monk: I'm torn. Half of me is worried about Karen, and 40% is worried about Captain Stottlemeyer, and 5% is relieved that somebody finally understands what I've been going through.
Dr. Kroger: You know that's not 100%?
Adrian Monk: I know. I always keep part of me empty for... for emergencies.

Quote from Sharona

Sharona: Scabs go home! Scabs!
Adrian Monk: All right.
Sharona: Scabs. Union! Union! Scabs go home! Union! [dog barks]
Adrian Monk: What are you doing?
Sharona: Well, I'm a union girl.
Adrian Monk: Since when?
Sharona: Since I started working for you. Scabs go home! I should start my own shop.
Adrian Monk: Do it. I'll join you.
Sharona: You're not allowed. You're management.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah? Good. Get rid of the dog.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Adrian Monk: Bare feet? Why would a sniper go barefoot?
Sharona: Especially at 6:00 in the morning. It's been freezing.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he was an American Indian? An American Indian sniper? Maybe it was an uprising against technology.
Adrian Monk: That doesn't make a lot of sense. Hardly any, really.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, Native American.
Adrian Monk: That doesn't help.