Adrian Monk Quote #204
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Airplane
Warren Beach: So, as a first-time flyer, you are sitting next to the right person! Look at that. That is the million-mile pin! I'm in sales. I fly two, three times a week, never had an accident.
Sharona: You see?
Warren Beach: Except last January, in San Diego. We overshot the runway. We had to ditch into the ocean. You know, those brochures are not always so accurate. In real life, people are fighting over the life preservers. And you know how they say your cushion floats? Not all of them do. I don't want to talk about this anymore.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Airplane’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Oh, my God, that is Tim Daly! I love him!
Adrian Monk: What is he, some kind of actor?
Sharona: Yeah. Yeah. He was on that show, Wings.
Adrian Monk: Never saw it. Was it good?
Sharona: Well, he was.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Now, do you want the aisle or the middle?
Adrian Monk: Okay. I'll take the... Aisle.
Sharona: You sure?
Adrian Monk: Aisle. Aisle. Middle. Middle. Oh, middle. Aisle! Aisle! I'm just gonna wait. Aisle. Middle.
Warren Beach: Mister. Mister. Take this one. I won't mind.
Sharona: Oh, no, no, no. Please don't offer him a third choice. His head will explode.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Okay. I got good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Adrian Monk: Neither.
Sharona: Well, you gotta pick one.
Adrian Monk: I don't want to. If you tell me the good news first, I won't enjoy it, because I'll be worrying about the bad news, which is coming next. But if you tell me the bad news first, I won't get a chance to enjoy the good news, because I know...