Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Airplane
Warren Beach: So, as a first-time flyer, you are sitting next to the right person! Look at that. That is the million-mile pin! I'm in sales. I fly two, three times a week, never had an accident. Sharona: You see? Warren Beach: Except last January, in San Diego. We overshot the runway. We had to ditch into the ocean. You know, those brochures are not always so accurate. In real life, people are fighting over the life preservers. And you know how they say your cushion floats? Not all of them do. I don't want to talk about this anymore.