Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Airplane
Sharona: Okay. I got good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first? Adrian Monk: Neither. Sharona: Well, you gotta pick one. Adrian Monk: I don't want to. If you tell me the good news first, I won't enjoy it, because I'll be worrying about the bad news, which is coming next. But if you tell me the bad news first, I won't get a chance to enjoy the good news, because I know...