Adrian Monk Quote #148
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man
Sharona: You ran 26 miles, and you're not sweating?
Trevor McDowell: I don't sweat that much. You know, some runners don't sweat at all. Is that everything?
Adrian Monk: But here's what's been bothering me. This is you around mile five. Look at your shirt. It's completely drenched. Here's what happened. You had a problem. Her name was Gwen Zaleski. She didn't want to break it off. Maybe she threatened to tell your wife everything and ruin your perfect little world. So you disposed of her. You tossed her off the balcony like a bag of garbage.
Trevor McDowell: Mr. Monk, I love my family. They're my life. And do you think I'm gonna let somebody like you or anybody else take that away from me? So, true or false, Mr. Monk? According to the computer, I ran that entire race from start to finish. True or false?
Adrian Monk: True.
Woman: [over P.A.] Trevor, it's your wife, line two.
Adrian Monk: It's your wife, Trevor. Line two.
‘Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Commentator: [on TV] There is something you don't see every day. A runner in this race with four legs.
Lieutenant Disher: Hang on a second. Stop the tape.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Lieutenant Disher: What's that right there? Go back a little. Is that a dog?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. It's a poodle.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he put the chip in the dog collar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a little poodle. Can a little poodle run 26 miles?
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he drugged it. I mean, if it's on drugs, yeah. I can call a vet.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Why don't you sit down? [Monk shakes his head] Well, at least hold the pole. [Monk shakes his head] How do you explain this: I touch everything you're afraid to touch, and I never get sick.
Adrian Monk: I can't explain it. It's inexplicable.
Sharona: No. You're inexplicable.
Quote from Sharona
Trevor McDowell: Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Monk and Sharona, am I right? What can I do for you?
Adrian Monk: Do you have a minute, sir?
Trevor McDowell: I have all the time in the world. As a matter of fact, there's a sale on all the convertible sofas if you're interested.
Adrian Monk: No, thanks.
Trevor McDowell: I'll make you a great deal. Free home delivery.
Adrian Monk: We're not here to shop.
Sharona: Although, if it turns out you're innocent, I'd like to talk to you about that recliner.