Lieutenant Disher Quote #7
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man
Commentator: [on TV] There is something you don't see every day. A runner in this race with four legs.
Lieutenant Disher: Hang on a second. Stop the tape.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Lieutenant Disher: What's that right there? Go back a little. Is that a dog?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. It's a poodle.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he put the chip in the dog collar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a little poodle. Can a little poodle run 26 miles?
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he drugged it. I mean, if it's on drugs, yeah. I can call a vet.
‘Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Why don't you sit down? [Monk shakes his head] Well, at least hold the pole. [Monk shakes his head] How do you explain this: I touch everything you're afraid to touch, and I never get sick.
Adrian Monk: I can't explain it. It's inexplicable.
Sharona: No. You're inexplicable.
Quote from Sharona
Trevor McDowell: Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Monk and Sharona, am I right? What can I do for you?
Adrian Monk: Do you have a minute, sir?
Trevor McDowell: I have all the time in the world. As a matter of fact, there's a sale on all the convertible sofas if you're interested.
Adrian Monk: No, thanks.
Trevor McDowell: I'll make you a great deal. Free home delivery.
Adrian Monk: We're not here to shop.
Sharona: Although, if it turns out you're innocent, I'd like to talk to you about that recliner.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Angie Morrison: Hello. Can we help you?
Adrian Monk: [to Sharona] Oh, no. It's a stampede. Get a wipe ready. [to Angie] I'm Adrian Monk. I called earlier.
Angie Morrison: Oh, Mr. Monk. Please excuse the mess. After the marathon, we just kind of hibernate for a while, you know.
Adrian Monk: This is my assistant Sharona. [Sharona is still searching for a wipe]
Angie Morrison: Hi. Oh, I'm this year's chairperson, Angie Morrison. [Monk shakes her hand] This is Tillie Graves [Monk shakes her hand], Cicily Fraiser [Monk shakes her hand], and Brandon Connelly over there [Monk shakes his hand].
Adrian Monk: Got it. Brandon Connelly, hi. [Sharona finally gets a wipe out]
Angie Morrison: And this is Carl Jenkins. He's our chief of security.
Adrian Monk: Hi, Carl. [Monk shakes his hand]
Carl: Hi.
Adrian Monk: [to Sharona] Thank you. [wipes hand]
Carl: You got a problem with me?
Adrian Monk: What? Oh, no, no, no.
Carl: You don't want to shake a brother's hand, you just say so. You don't gotta go wiping it off.
Sharona: Oh, no. He does that to everybody.
Carl: Am I blind? Do I look like I'm blind? I saw what I saw. I'm gonna go and lock up downstairs. If I stick around here, I might do something I'll regret.
Tillie Graves: We're all just people, Mr. Monk.