Adrian Monk Quote #98
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger
Sharona: He certainly had a lot of friends.
Mrs. Butterworth: It's been overwhelming. These are from Bill Gates. Those are from the governor. And look at all these letters. [Monk picks out a rose] Excuse me. What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: This one was sticking up. You'll thank me later. [grabs a pair of scissors] How long have you worked for Mr. Teal?
Mrs. Butterworth: I was with him from the beginning the very beginning, when he was working out of his garage. He was probably happier there. We only had two phone lines. We had to fill all the orders ourselves. That's his autobiography. You can have one. Sidney loved signing them for people. Now what are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I made that one too short, so now I have to cut the others. Make 'em all even. I'm sure you understand.
‘Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Why did you ask about his glasses?
Adrian Monk: So I could tell which photographs were the most recent. There are about 200 pictures in that room. They documented everything.
Sharona: And?
Adrian Monk: No bungee jumping. No skydiving. The most exciting thing Sidney Teal's done in the last two years is go to Disneyland.
Sharona: Not exactly Batman.
Adrian Monk: This guy? He was... What's the opposite of Batman?
Sharona: You are.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: I never had to think about money. Trudy used to pay all the bills.
Dr. Kroger: While we're on that subject, there-there is something that-that I have to say.
Adrian Monk: Oh? Now, you see, this can't be good.
Dr. Kroger: Well, no. The- The- The- The fact is that, um, you see, I haven't been paid for the past nine weeks, nine sessions. Now, that's a lot of money.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. You're gonna leave me too.
Dr. Kroger: No, no, no. I did not say that, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: I'm gonna be all alone. What a time to be me.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, I promise you, no one is leaving you.
Adrian Monk: Sharona did.
Dr. Kroger: Are- Are- Are you okay?
Adrian Monk: I hate owing you money. I just- I just hate it. Listen, until until we get squared away, I'm gonna have to start seeing you twice a week. [Dr. Kroger reluctantly nods]
Quote from Sharona
Willis: Look, truth is, I'll be out of a job soon, so if you're looking for a driver, let me know. Hey, is he a good boss?
Sharona: Well, my last paycheck bounced. I can't take a vacation because he can't live without me. And two nights ago, he called me at 4:00 a.m because he saw a cockroach.
Adrian Monk: It was pretty big.
Sharona: Yeah.