Sharona: He certainly had a lot of friends.
Mrs. Butterworth: It's been overwhelming. These are from Bill Gates. Those are from the governor. And look at all these letters. [Monk picks out a rose] Excuse me. What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: This one was sticking up. You'll thank me later. [grabs a pair of scissors] How long have you worked for Mr. Teal?
Mrs. Butterworth: I was with him from the beginning the very beginning, when he was working out of his garage. He was probably happier there. We only had two phone lines. We had to fill all the orders ourselves. That's his autobiography. You can have one. Sidney loved signing them for people. Now what are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I made that one too short, so now I have to cut the others. Make 'em all even. I'm sure you understand.