Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger
Willis: Look, truth is, I'll be out of a job soon, so if you're looking for a driver, let me know. Hey, is he a good boss? Sharona: Well, my last paycheck bounced. I can't take a vacation because he can't live without me. And two nights ago, he called me at 4:00 a.m because he saw a cockroach. Adrian Monk: It was pretty big. Sharona: Yeah.