Sharona Quote #49
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger
Adrian Monk: They were in it together, Captain. I'll tell you what troubled me from the very beginning the knee pads and the elbow pads. When your husband left that night, he wasn't planning to mug anyone and he wasn't planning to kill anyone. He was just going out to have a little fun. Maybe roll around on the ground. He thought he was gonna help you impress your date, Mr. Modine.
Archie Modine: That's ridiculous.
Sharona: Is it? You did it before 20 years ago. He wrote about it in his book. Back in college, Sidney had a big date with Angie DeLuca. He wasn't much of a ladies'man, and he was trying to impress her.
Adrian Monk: So the two of you cooked up a plan.
Sharona: Yep, you cooked up a plan.
Adrian Monk: Would you like to tell it?
Sharona: No, no, no, no. You're-You're-You're-You're better at telling it.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, but go ahead. You can tell it.
Sharona: No. You tell it. I'll tell it next time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: For God sakes, somebody tell it.
‘Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Why did you ask about his glasses?
Adrian Monk: So I could tell which photographs were the most recent. There are about 200 pictures in that room. They documented everything.
Sharona: And?
Adrian Monk: No bungee jumping. No skydiving. The most exciting thing Sidney Teal's done in the last two years is go to Disneyland.
Sharona: Not exactly Batman.
Adrian Monk: This guy? He was... What's the opposite of Batman?
Sharona: You are.
Quote from Sharona
Willis: Look, truth is, I'll be out of a job soon, so if you're looking for a driver, let me know. Hey, is he a good boss?
Sharona: Well, my last paycheck bounced. I can't take a vacation because he can't live without me. And two nights ago, he called me at 4:00 a.m because he saw a cockroach.
Adrian Monk: It was pretty big.
Sharona: Yeah.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: You just missed the deputy commissioner. Guess what he wanted to talk about? Murder rates sparking? The Sidney Teal investigation? No. All he wanted to know was what we're doing about the runaway cop.
Lieutenant Disher: Fraidy Cop.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Excuse me?
Lieutenant Disher: That's what they're calling him. We, uh, sort of pieced together the route he took. Uh, I don't know. Okay. After the shooting, three people saw him running west towards the park here, and on 19th, here, he flagged down a taxi.
Captain Stottlemeyer: He took a taxi?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, it gets worse. He, uh, threw up in the backseat. But we did get his blood type from the vomit. The taxi then, uh, dropped him off at a bar upon Geary Street there, where he sat in a booth at the back, apparently drinking bourbon and crying.
Captain Stottlemeyer: He was crying? Oh, dear Lord.
Lieutenant Disher: About midnight, an older woman in a brown station wagon was seen picking him up. Possibly his mother.
Captain Stottlemeyer: He called his mom?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, that son of a bitch better hope I don't find him first.