Adrian Monk: They were in it together, Captain. I'll tell you what troubled me from the very beginning the knee pads and the elbow pads. When your husband left that night, he wasn't planning to mug anyone and he wasn't planning to kill anyone. He was just going out to have a little fun. Maybe roll around on the ground. He thought he was gonna help you impress your date, Mr. Modine.
Archie Modine: That's ridiculous.
Sharona: Is it? You did it before 20 years ago. He wrote about it in his book. Back in college, Sidney had a big date with Angie DeLuca. He wasn't much of a ladies'man, and he was trying to impress her.
Adrian Monk: So the two of you cooked up a plan.
Sharona: Yep, you cooked up a plan.
Adrian Monk: Would you like to tell it?
Sharona: No, no, no, no. You're-You're-You're-You're better at telling it.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, but go ahead. You can tell it.
Sharona: No. You tell it. I'll tell it next time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: For God sakes, somebody tell it.