Sharona Quote #49
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger
Adrian Monk: They were in it together, Captain. I'll tell you what troubled me from the very beginning the knee pads and the elbow pads. When your husband left that night, he wasn't planning to mug anyone and he wasn't planning to kill anyone. He was just going out to have a little fun. Maybe roll around on the ground. He thought he was gonna help you impress your date, Mr. Modine.
Archie Modine: That's ridiculous.
Sharona: Is it? You did it before 20 years ago. He wrote about it in his book. Back in college, Sidney had a big date with Angie DeLuca. He wasn't much of a ladies'man, and he was trying to impress her.
Adrian Monk: So the two of you cooked up a plan.
Sharona: Yep, you cooked up a plan.
Adrian Monk: Would you like to tell it?
Sharona: No, no, no, no. You're-You're-You're-You're better at telling it.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, but go ahead. You can tell it.
Sharona: No. You tell it. I'll tell it next time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: For God sakes, somebody tell it.
‘Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Why did you ask about his glasses?
Adrian Monk: So I could tell which photographs were the most recent. There are about 200 pictures in that room. They documented everything.
Sharona: And?
Adrian Monk: No bungee jumping. No skydiving. The most exciting thing Sidney Teal's done in the last two years is go to Disneyland.
Sharona: Not exactly Batman.
Adrian Monk: This guy? He was... What's the opposite of Batman?
Sharona: You are.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: I never had to think about money. Trudy used to pay all the bills.
Dr. Kroger: While we're on that subject, there-there is something that-that I have to say.
Adrian Monk: Oh? Now, you see, this can't be good.
Dr. Kroger: Well, no. The- The- The- The fact is that, um, you see, I haven't been paid for the past nine weeks, nine sessions. Now, that's a lot of money.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. You're gonna leave me too.
Dr. Kroger: No, no, no. I did not say that, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: I'm gonna be all alone. What a time to be me.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, I promise you, no one is leaving you.
Adrian Monk: Sharona did.
Dr. Kroger: Are- Are- Are you okay?
Adrian Monk: I hate owing you money. I just- I just hate it. Listen, until until we get squared away, I'm gonna have to start seeing you twice a week. [Dr. Kroger reluctantly nods]
Quote from Sharona
Willis: Look, truth is, I'll be out of a job soon, so if you're looking for a driver, let me know. Hey, is he a good boss?
Sharona: Well, my last paycheck bounced. I can't take a vacation because he can't live without me. And two nights ago, he called me at 4:00 a.m because he saw a cockroach.
Adrian Monk: It was pretty big.
Sharona: Yeah.