Cameron Quote #1364
Mitchell: Oh, God. Lily needs my help. [brays]
Cameron: What the hell are you doing?
Mitchell: I'm... I'm trying to get her to tell that funny donkey story.
Cameron: By making an Eeyore sound? You know what? Not all donkeys are depressed. That's an offensive stereotype perpetuated by a bunch of ignorant Iowans.
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: It still haunts her. Not to be weird, but she still won't let me mention your names while we're making love.
Quote from Unplugged
Cameron: [affected accent] The tribe elders foretold that though I lay with fire-haired man, the giving hawk would bring us baby with her skin the color of sweet corn, which my people call maize.
Mitchell: Okay. Please stop.
Mr. Plympton: Well, uh-
Cameron: Knowledge is her sustenance. Like so much maize which, you'll remember, means corn.
Mitchell: What if I was a single dad?
Quote from Send Out the Clowns
Cameron: [aside to camera] This week, the world lost a great man, and I lost a mentor. For nearly 60 years, Professor Ringmaster Al Uzielli helped young hopefuls like me find their clown persona.
Mitchell: "Professor Ringmaster"?
Cameron: It's a very prestigious title at Clown College. One step below Piemaster General.