Claire Quote #635
Quote from Claire in Do It Yourself
Charles Dumont: Let's start with the most important ingredient thyme. That's right. It's time to chop thyme.
Claire: He's just like he is on TV.
Haley: Yeah.
Charles Dumont: Thyme and chicken play together very well, unlike dogs and chickens. Tragic story my rescue whippet and I live next to an urban farm and- Oh, my, do you mind if I use this as an example?
Claire: Oh! Avec pleasure.
Charles Dumont: See how she's chopped it stems and all? That's wrong. Sloppiness like this can ruin a dish.
Claire: Oh. I had no idea. I suppose when it comes to herbs, though, you're something of a sage.
Charles Dumont: That's clever.
Claire: Thank you.
Charles Dumont: You can't eat clever.
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