Manny Quote #416

Quote from Manny in Do It Yourself

Jay: Let me show you out, although you sound like you know the place pretty good already.
Manny: Hey, Jay, I've got a date Friday night. Can I borrow your car?
Jay: Sure, you can borrow your mother's car. Who's the lucky girl?
Coach Gary: Rachel Caputo. She and Manny work on the school paper together. Extra, extra, she's a cutie.
Manny: Thanks for your help.
Coach Gary: Hey, I just played the ukulele. You sang the song.

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Quote from Jay

Jay: [aside to camera] I don't know how I got stuck. I've been on roofs since I was 14 and discovered it was the best way to see into Ethel Burkin's bedroom. Older gal. 50s, I think. Today you probably wouldn't give her a second look, but this was before the Internet. It was either that or a Sears catalog.

Quote from Gloria

Gloria: Jay! Jay!
Jay: I'm up here.
Gloria: [to the heavens] Ay, Dios mío! Your time was too short!