Haley Quote #393
Quote from Haley in Do You Believe In Magic
Haley: So, what's with this whole "going out early" thing.
Cameron: Well, it's been forever since we've had a date-night out, and so we made a little list of the six things that we love to do, but never get to do.
Haley: [cellphone chimes] Ugh, pathetic.
Mitchell: Okay, we get to say that, not you.
Haley: No, no, no, it's Dylan. He texts me every Valentine's Day begging to hook up.
Cameron: Oh, that is sad.
Haley: I know. It almost never works.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do You Believe In Magic’ Quotes
Quote from Sal
Sal: Fausta here can babysit Sammy and General Tsour over there. Sammy, tell your guncles hello like I taught you.
Sammy: Enchante.
Mitchell: What am I looking at here?
Sal: I'm raising him gay. Tell Uncle Mitchell what you think about those pants.
Sammy: Tragic.
Sal: Oh, it's sticking! [laughs]
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've got a crazy-good poker face, but I didn't love the watch. I'd been dropping these big hints about a pair of genuine Houdini handcuffs on sale at a local magic shop. They're from his famous Coffin of Cobras Escape of 1923. The trick was so shocking that women went into spontaneous labor and the men paired off in violent fighting.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay, this is not funny. I come from a very long line of overly sexy men. My cousin Ricardo, he had a sex addition.
Jay: You mean "addiction."
Gloria: Uh, yeah, sorry. He built an addiction onto his house for making love to his many girlfriends.