Haley: So, what's with this whole "going out early" thing.
Cameron: Well, it's been forever since we've had a date-night out, and so we made a little list of the six things that we love to do, but never get to do.
Haley: [cellphone chimes] Ugh, pathetic.
Mitchell: Okay, we get to say that, not you.
Haley: No, no, no, it's Dylan. He texts me every Valentine's Day begging to hook up.
Cameron: Oh, that is sad.
Haley: I know. It almost never works.