Phil Quote #1362
Quote from Phil in Weathering Heights
Rainer Shine: Whoa, careful now. There's a stipulation in my contract,. I have to be the best-looking guy here.
Phil: [laughs] Stop it. Rainer Shine. It's, just, s-so nice to meet you.
Haley: That isn't your real name, is it?
Rainer Shine: Ow, I'm not letting you behind that curtain. That's my name, and these are my teeth.
Phil: My name's Phil Dunphy. I'm doing a little real-estate segment. Could become a regular thing. This is my make-up artist/daughter, Haley Dunphy.
Rainer Shine: It is a pleasure. You know, I think you sold my neighbor's house, Doris Jacobs.
Phil: Uh, white, mid-century, big back porch?
Rainer Shine: That's her.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Weathering Heights’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Jay: You're probably right to nip that speech problem in the bud. Mitchell had a lisp we let slide. Now we got a lifetime of "What if?"
Gloria: That is so offensive. A lisp doesn't make you gay. Being gay makes you lisp.
Quote from Lily
Mitchell: Hey, I have an idea. Let's think of something we can all do together, okay? Just the four of us.
Cameron: Anything you want.
Mitchell: Absolutely anything.
[aside to camera:]
Lily: Three years ago, they gave me an "absolutely anything," and I wasted it on a Popsicle. That was not gonna happen again.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Oh, thank God. I smell coffee. This morning has gotten off to a bit of a... Rocky Horror Picture Show. What did you do to your face?
Phil: Just a little color to make my eyes pop. Like yours are now.
Haley: Is this how we find out you're transitioning? Oh, please don't pick a young name. The world doesn't need a 50-year-old Jasmine.
Phil: Trust me, this'll look completely normal on camera.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: This just in. I'm gonna be on the news. They're doing a segment on the real-estate market, and I'm their local expert. Back to you, Claire.