Quote from Phil in Weathering Heights
Rainer Shine: Whoa, careful now. There's a stipulation in my contract,. I have to be the best-looking guy here. Phil: [laughs] Stop it. Rainer Shine. It's, just, s-so nice to meet you. Haley: That isn't your real name, is it? Rainer Shine: Ow, I'm not letting you behind that curtain. That's my name, and these are my teeth. Phil: My name's Phil Dunphy. I'm doing a little real-estate segment. Could become a regular thing. This is my make-up artist/daughter, Haley Dunphy. Rainer Shine: It is a pleasure. You know, I think you sold my neighbor's house, Doris Jacobs. Phil: Uh, white, mid-century, big back porch? Rainer Shine: That's her.