Quote from Phil in Weathering Heights
Claire: Oh, thank God. I smell coffee. This morning has gotten off to a bit of a... Rocky Horror Picture Show. What did you do to your face? Phil: Just a little color to make my eyes pop. Like yours are now. Haley: Is this how we find out you're transitioning? Oh, please don't pick a young name. The world doesn't need a 50-year-old Jasmine. Phil: Trust me, this'll look completely normal on camera. [aside to camera:] Phil: This just in. I'm gonna be on the news. They're doing a segment on the real-estate market, and I'm their local expert. Back to you, Claire.