Mitchell Quote #636
Quote from Mitchell in Phil's Sexy, Sexy House
Mitchell: I am still in shock about the deal we got on those ice-cube trays.
Cameron: I know. It's like we pulled off the great tray robbery. You know, it says we're supposed to throw them in the dishwasher, but I'm just gonna give them a rinse.
Mitchell: Oh, you are so bad!
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‘Phil's Sexy, Sexy House’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Jay: [aside to camera] So, this year, we're surprising the family with a trip to Miami. The travel company needs everybody's driver's license to book the flight. That's where "sticky fingers" here comes in handy.
Gloria: Everybody has a bad cousin that teaches you a few things. Like how to smoke, how to pick-pocket, how to hot-wire a car, how to put tacks on your shoe when you want to throw off a-a lie-detector test.
Jay: Which cousin was this?
Gloria: I am the cousin.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [to Alex] Let me give you a hug goodbye. I cannot believe that you're already going to college. It seems like yesterday when you were a little girl reading at college level.
Quote from Alex
Claire: Oh, Alex!
Phil: Claire?
Claire: Reuben again? He wore a Batman cape to the first day of high school!
Alex: You're really judging me right now when you look like a hooker at Comic-Con?