Claire Quote #513
Quote from Claire in Integrity
Claire: Maybe there's some sort of, um I don't know, like, a a donation or something I could give to the auto shop to help 'em grease the wheels.
Principal Brown: We're good on grease.
Claire: But you can never have too much brake fluid. Or perhaps the soccer team could use some new cleats help them get their kick back.
Principal Brown: Kick back? Okay, Mrs. Dunphy, I'm really doing everything I can to ignore the fact that you're trying to bribe me for the Marlon Boniface Integrity Award.
Claire: Oh! I'm so glad you can remember that name but you can't remember Luke.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Integrity’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gavin Saint Clair: What do you want? Oh.
Gloria: I just want you to listen to my voice and look into my eyes and ask yourself "Did this woman made it all the way here from Colombia without knowing some very bad men who would love to do her a favor?"
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I wanted to kill him. But I bite my tongue, because in this family they think that I am a Colombian hothead which is crazy, because a Colombian hot head is when you set somebody's head on fire. It smells terrible, but it sends a message.
Quote from Manny
Manny: That cinnamon stick is from Sri Lanka!
Luke: Get off me! You smell like a candle.
Manny: It's lavender bath beads, you son of a bitch!
Alex: And the award for the saddest brawl goes to...