Quote from Claire in Integrity
Claire: Maybe there's some sort of, um I don't know, like, a a donation or something I could give to the auto shop to help 'em grease the wheels. Principal Brown: We're good on grease. Claire: But you can never have too much brake fluid. Or perhaps the soccer team could use some new cleats help them get their kick back. Principal Brown: Kick back? Okay, Mrs. Dunphy, I'm really doing everything I can to ignore the fact that you're trying to bribe me for the Marlon Boniface Integrity Award. Claire: Oh! I'm so glad you can remember that name but you can't remember Luke.