Sal Quote #20
Quote from Sal in Fight or Flight
Cameron: Sal! Oh, well, you're back.
Sal: What the hell are you four doing?
Mitchell: You walked out and left your baby without saying a word so maybe we'll be asking the questions.
Sal: I told John-John where I was going.
Mitchell: The drunkest guy at the party.
Sal: Excuse me for not wanting to interrupt your fierce debate "Who's hotter, Mr. Clean or the Brawny paper towel man?"
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fight or Flight’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: I'm not fighting anymore. It's not worth it.
Gloria: But you're doing so good. You just have to turn your shoulder first so that you can throw your weight behind your punch. If you want. I already think that you're very tough. This is all Jay's idea.
Jay: All right. Come on, kid. Show 'em who's boss.
Manny: No. I'm more of a lover than a fighter. Well, that's the goal anyway.
Quote from Pepper
Cameron: Well, you know, she did seem frazzled. Maybe she forgot to say good-bye.
Mitchell: Oh, and forgot all of her presents. [Sammy fusses]
Ronaldo: [gasps] And forgot her baby.
Mitchell: You don't think that there's any way that she would... No. I can't even say it.
Pepper: I can. That gin-soaked tart abandoned the little bastard. What? He's fatherless. Am I wrong?
Quote from Gloria
Jay: The kid is just not a fighter. He gets squeamish pounding veal.
Gloria: Just do it!
Jay: Fine, but I'm only doing it for the lasagna and the extra food he's been bringing home on Sundays. Makes Mondays easier, you know?
Gloria: Oh, my God, you're the Garfield.