Andy Quote #12
Quote from Andy in A Fair to Remember
Andy: Mr. P., I have a confession to make.
Jay: I'm taking a much more interesting confession upstairs.
Andy: After Joe went down, I had a sip of beer by the pool, and a bottle broke. It was me. I did it.
Jay: Don't sweat it. I popped a cold one after dealing with those kids. Sometimes during.
Andy: Thanks, Mr. P. And, hey, be careful up there.
Jay: We are not that close.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Fair to Remember’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Andy: Found another one. I told you.
Haley: Are you gonna do that every time? You found glass, not the lost city of Atlanta.
Andy: Wow, I'm gonna chalk that one up to a lot of underage drinking.
Quote from Claire
Claire: Keep your eyes closed, and before you open them, remember that for 20 years, you have given me perfect, creative, thoughtful gifts. And every year, I have let you down. You're about to feel really bad, and I know that, because it's how I have felt every year. But, honey, it is not my intention, because I love you. Happy anniversary.
Phil: Oh, my God. Chinese acrobats?! Twenty years, China, you're brilliant!
Quote from Phil
Haley: [loudly] I sure hope Mom and dad are surprised by this anniversary breakfast we're bringing them!
Luke: I hate to walk in if they are naked.
Alex: Yes, that kind of image could haunt someone if she tries to sleep even years later.
Claire: Oh, relax. I think you're safe.
Phil: [clipping his toenails] Or are they?