Phil Quote #889
Quote from Phil in A Fair to Remember
Phil: [aside to camera] So today at the school fair, a band called the Dad Beats is gonna surprise Claire with a power love ballad. And the lead singer you might want to sit down is the one and only, get up on your feet, this guy!
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Fair to Remember’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Andy: Found another one. I told you.
Haley: Are you gonna do that every time? You found glass, not the lost city of Atlanta.
Andy: Wow, I'm gonna chalk that one up to a lot of underage drinking.
Quote from Claire
Claire: Keep your eyes closed, and before you open them, remember that for 20 years, you have given me perfect, creative, thoughtful gifts. And every year, I have let you down. You're about to feel really bad, and I know that, because it's how I have felt every year. But, honey, it is not my intention, because I love you. Happy anniversary.
Phil: Oh, my God. Chinese acrobats?! Twenty years, China, you're brilliant!
Quote from Andy
Andy: I hate to go all ballistic, but it has not been a pleasure meeting you.
Haley: Do you kiss your imaginary girlfriend with that mouth?
Andy: I do, but she's real. So, she's a real girl.