Phil Quote #526
Quote from Phil in Lifetime Supply
Phil: Oh, boy.
Claire: Honey, I am sure it's nothing.
Phil: Claire, I'm tender under my arm.
Claire: Maybe Luke hit you with his broomstick when you guys were playing Quidditch.
Phil: I'm way too fast, he never touched me.
Claire: I can assure you you are perfectly fine.
Phil: That's very comforting, coming from a marketing major at a party school.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Lifetime Supply’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Gloria: That's the problem with Americans. They expect all of us to know their language, but they don't even make the effort to learn ours.
Walt: Win a war sometime. Then we'll start talking like you.
Luke: Ha. So wrong.
Quote from Javier
Javier: Look into his eyes. I don't care what the doctor says. I give him six months.
Quote from Alex
Cameron: Oh, that looks great up there! How impressed are you with your uncle right now?
Alex: So impressed.
[aside to camera:]
Alex: I didn't wanna ruin their moment by telling them how many awards I've gotten, but let's just say I don't get out of bed for a trophy that size.