Quote from Phil in Lifetime Supply
Phil: Oh, boy. Claire: Honey, I am sure it's nothing. Phil: Claire, I'm tender under my arm. Claire: Maybe Luke hit you with his broomstick when you guys were playing Quidditch. Phil: I'm way too fast, he never touched me. Claire: I can assure you you are perfectly fine. Phil: That's very comforting, coming from a marketing major at a party school.