Phil Quote #310
Quote from Phil in Slow Down Your Neighbors
Laura: Yeah, I got a thing in 10 minutes, so I have to make this quick.
Phil: Great. Let me run through my three-pronged approach to selling this place.
Laura: I only need one prong: sell the house. I don't want to be that yutz who prices her house too high so it sits around for a year while every looky-loo without something to do on Sundays is going through my underwear drawer. What's a number?
Phil: There are quite a few factors to take into-
Laura: Need a number.
Phil: We list at 1.4. We take anything north of 1.25.
Laura: Done!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Slow Down Your Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: What are you gonna do when he drives by?
Claire: I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Luke: I think you should drag him out of his car and we all get turns punching him in the stomach until he barfs.
Claire: Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police.
Luke: Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We'll see who gets here first.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, "That's how people grab you."