Phil Quote #250
Quote from Phil in Earthquake
Phil: [on the phone] Hey, Gloria.
Gloria: Ay, dios mio. Phil, you're alive!
Phil: Yeah. Of course I'm alive. For now.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: For months, Claire has been after me and dogging me, "Anchor the cabinet to the wall. What if we have an earthquake? We've got kids in the house." Blah, blah, blah. So It finally reached the point where I hand no choice but to just roll up my sleeves and tell her I did it.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Earthquake’ Quotes
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: Oh, boys. Boys, I can't stand that I'm coming between you. Not that I'm surprised. I admit I have noticed the stolen glances and the yearning in your eyes.
Mitchell: Okay. Well, you'll... You'll forgive us, Pepper, if we sit out your next few brunches?
Pepper: Absolutely. I would hate to lose you two. I've always thought of you as being like my-
Cameron: Sons?
Mitchell: Sons?
Pepper: Sons?! I was gonna say brothers. [scoffs; crying] It's like a house of pain.
Quote from Jay
Manny: Just one week. Can I go golfing with you?
Jay: I'm probably gonna have a Latino kid carry my clubs anyway. Might as well be you.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: Oh, we're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Mitchell: We better not. If they find us in these outfits, it's gonna be very bad for the gays.