Phil Quote #166
Quote from Phil in Starry Night
Luke: So how do I start?
Phil: What do you think?
Luke: I don't know. Mom usually tells me what to do.
Phil: Join the club. I'm kidding. I love your mom.
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‘Starry Night’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: Why did he paint The Starry Night? Maybe because the sky is beautiful, and everybody likes looking at it, and it reminds us that something's up there watching over all of us- Aliens, who could be here in a second to liquefy us and use us as fuel. So wake up, people. We're next.
Alex: Mom! You better get down here!
Quote from Luke
Luke: [wearing noise-cancelling headphones] Wah! Wah! No one can hear me now. Whoo! Everybody is stupid except me. Ha, ha, ha. I am funny.
Phil Dunphy Quotes
Quote from En Garde
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Quote from Hit and Run
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